You’ve tried deep breathing. You’ve tried yoga. You’ve tried angrily muttering to yourself in traffic. Now try HaloSpas—where relaxation comes with jets and zero judgment. The water holds you like a supportive friend (but without the unsolicited advice). The bubbles pop your stress like it’s bubble wrap. And the mood lighting? Perfect for pretending you’re in a music video. It’s self-cleaning (unlike your life), energy-efficient (unlike your kids), and always ready (unlike your Wi-Fi).